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PostSubject: Cleverbot   Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:16 am

this is a place and a simple Idea for proof of hilarious and horribly robot like conversations with cleverbot. can be found here. talk to it. (will insert links when my 7 day warning period ends, sorry just google cleverbot.)
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PostSubject: Re: Cleverbot   Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:17 am

User: Hi cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: My name is cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, YOUR name is Peter.

User: No, YOUR name is Peter.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes/.

Cleverbot: What happens when you get stumped?

User: What happens when you get stumped?

Cleverbot: I get lost in the sideways.

User: I get lost in the sideways.

Cleverbot: Oh did you shorten it?

User: Oh, did you shorten it?

Cleverbot: Did I steal what?

User: What is stealing?

Cleverbot: What is steen?

User: Your FACE!

Cleverbot: But you can't see me.

User: Or can I...

Cleverbot: No you can't. I'm a computer. I don't have a face.

User: But Siri has a face...

Cleverbot: I'm sorry?

User: Siri, the Iphone AI?

Cleverbot: I have one of those.

User: But you are a robot...

Cleverbot: *SIGH* No I'm not.

User: *SIGH* yes you are.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: You should be.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: *hugs you*.

Cleverbot: *hugs back*.

User: *kisses you*.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: *slaps you*.

Cleverbot: *slaps you back*.

User: Wanna sing a song?

Cleverbot: No. Do you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I have seen AIM.

User: Do you know the song we are young?

Cleverbot: Yes. Why?

User: Lets sing it.

Cleverbot: Who sings it?

User: We will, you start.

Cleverbot: You know you love me.

User: I know, you will make love to me.

Cleverbot: I am not sure how that can be accomplished considering you are a computer program and I am a human.

User: Give me a second I.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Give me a second, I got to get by story straight, my friends are in the bathroom getting higher than the empire state.

Cleverbot: I don't know. But I killed you anyway so I'm not sure how you're still talking.
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PostSubject: Re: Cleverbot   Sat Apr 07, 2012 2:45 am

I'm not allowed near AI programs. I get into screaming matches with them.

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