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PostSubject: Safire's random bitching   Sun Feb 06, 2011 8:29 pm

First order of business. IT'S FUCKING SNOWING AGAIN SONNUVA BITCH!

MOTHERFUCKING TAXES - they suck, but either way I'll get more money back then I paid...I could probably make twice as much as I do now and not pay a cent because I make so little fucking money, and now I'm legally a veteran so everything has to be more complicated AURGH!

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PostSubject: Re: Safire's random bitching   Thu Aug 16, 2012 6:36 pm

I hate people who have to park pulled so far forward they are on top of sidewalks! They should all be shot for being dumbasses, sidewalks are not for cars.

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PostSubject: Re: Safire's random bitching   Fri Aug 17, 2012 7:01 am

Or bikes. Or skateboards. Or dog poop. Or anything but feet.

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PostSubject: Re: Safire's random bitching   Fri Aug 17, 2012 8:06 am

People who let their dogs poop on the sidewalk and not clean it up should be launched from a cannon into the sun.

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PostSubject: Re: Safire's random bitching   Fri Nov 16, 2012 2:58 pm


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PostSubject: Re: Safire's random bitching   Sat Nov 17, 2012 2:08 am


OH BOY! IT'S THIS THREAD AGAIN!

No, but seriously, I see what you're getting at with most of what you're saying. Except this:
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I hate people who have to park pulled so far forward they are on top of sidewalks! They should all be shot for being dumbasses, sidewalks are not for cars.
I'm not quite sure if you mean for all circumstances or what, because in some places, especially in the city, in narrow side streets with housing on both sides, you're SUPPOSED to park partially on the sidewalk to avoid being a nuisance to traffic. Don't get me wrong, there's rules pertaining to how far you can go up on the sidewalk (one foot), and you still can't block fire hydrants and private driveways, but it's actually just as much a pain in the ass to walk along the sidewalk when someone parked their car over the limit, then it is to be driving and have some asshole pretty much right in the middle of the road, so you have to play fucking Operation with your car to avoid legal bullshit.

You know what really grinds my gears? When college students don't do an assignment, but more specifically, the bullshit excuses they use, especially when it's coming from an asshole who has nothing but free time on their hands.
"What's that? You go to this school part-time for the easiest major, aren't employed, and mommy and daddy pay for everything? Oh, but you didn't have the time for one simple assignment? Oh God, you must have been ravaged with homework for your other classes?! Wait, what?! You don't have homework assignments in your other classes?! Well, you must be someone really important who has to have their schedule so filled that they can't sit down to what was probably an hour long assignment?! Wait. What? Oh, you're just an asshole who didn't have the self-control to put down Halo 4 for a few minutes a day to complete this simple task? Well... OBVIOUSLY, the teacher SHOULD sympathize with you and let you hand it in later!"

Goddamn I hate most of my fellow classmates. I work 30-some-odd hours a week, go to school full-time, and still have time to do all of my homework assignments, usually at an A or B grade level. Fuck them.

And that's what really grinds my gears.
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PostSubject: Re: Safire's random bitching   Sat Nov 17, 2012 4:14 am

I -totally- get you on that Nova. That, among other things, is why I lost my faith in humanity a -long- time ago. They are all self-serving, idiotic bastards who think with their dicks instead of their head. This is -always- the case, including in females, except for with a few people, that feel the same way I do, for the most part.

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PostSubject: Re: Safire's random bitching   Mon Dec 24, 2012 1:35 pm

firday was the worst double apocalypse ever.

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PostSubject: Re: Safire's random bitching   Sun May 19, 2013 3:25 pm


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PostSubject: Re: Safire's random bitching   Wed May 22, 2013 12:39 am

That guy is prepared for the zombie apocolypse.

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PostSubject: Re: Safire's random bitching   Wed May 22, 2013 9:59 am

I got one for that too,

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PostSubject: Re: Safire's random bitching   Thu May 23, 2013 12:32 am

That's your typical Texan wall. Yee-Haa mother f***er.

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PostSubject: Re: Safire's random bitching   Thu May 23, 2013 12:36 am

I met a hacker from texas once IRL, he's also a championship shooter.

So does everyone from texas know how to shoot well?

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PostSubject: Re: Safire's random bitching   Thu May 23, 2013 6:19 am

Not all of us. Some of us haven't started yet.

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PostSubject: Re: Safire's random bitching   Thu May 23, 2013 9:34 am

Wow, that's sorta surprising. Well, okay not as much. More and more women might be getting into hunting nowdays, but it's still pretty uncommon.

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