Realm of Silly

Alice looks confused. "Why are you so unhappy?"

"It's home. Though, at the moment, I think it's purified..." Cynthia gets a guilty look on her face. "The lady threw my sword at it..."

"Oh! That makes sense."

"No! Si', stay! Momma misses you!" "Holy- or, well, I guess you wouldn't like that word- shit, Siuan?" "It took you this long to notice, mela?"

Thor's hammer hits the ground near them, and flies back. "Your prattle is disturbing my war plans."

'I LOVE doing that," Thor says, before a frying pan comes flying out of another room, smacking him in the head.
"THOR! BEHAVE!"
Thor backs down immediately.
"Yes, my love." He says, smiling.
A woman strides out, clad in battle armor, lustrous golden hair hanging down to her waist.
"Hello, children, I'm Sif. Pay no attention to Thor, he's just trying to figure out a reason for declaring war on the Egyptian pantheon. He's bored, you see," she says with a bright smile.

"Mommy says hi!" Alice says to Sif.

"... Mommy is Mommy!"

"I call her Mommy. But Daddy calls her Neith!" Alice smiles.

"Because? I don't see a reason to not be happy!" Alice says.

Sif mutters something that sounds like: Impalement might hel, but keeps her cool. Thor runs down to his wife, hauls her into his arms and kisses her, grinning in delight.

Siuan has been dragged into a chair by Cynthia. "Now I can't read you, Si!"

Sarillan and Shali start fighting, aiming at each others stomachs and legs. Shali's method involved a lot of jumping back and kicking, while Sarillan leaned to the side, away form her punches.

Sif and Thor sit back to watch, cuddling.

Shali feinted a punch to the right of Sarillan's head, then hit her as she was leaning left.

While Sarillan stumbled back, Shali swept her legs out from under her. "Pin her, Shal's! You gotta tail, use it!"

The arena floor begins to move, and Thor can be hear softly chuckling.