Its a... wait, what is that?

That entire post?

When I am mean to someone I do not like in an RP, it is due to the character's personality. Now, my frequent grumpiness....

AHHHHHHHHHH TOO MANY WORDS!!! you have now met me in a nutshell, WELCOME!

As the original text says, I've been visiting on and off this forum for a while, sometimes being pointed by Shadow to something in particular.

If you got my previous message about the pondering and Rps in the wrong throat, I apologize dearly for that - I am not a douche fella who stomps into a place, drinks the booze and covers the floor with vomit. Not happening. I am not going to spoil or ruin or powergame or boycott any RPs at all, my word for that.
What I MEANT was more like... I sometimes tend to create just exactly those characters that others would like to strangle gently, softly, with a cotton scarf. Because they enjoy what I am doing OOC even though they want to thrust my character through the next wall because I am so blatantly off and making characters facepalm ICly. With fingernails dug into eyesockets.
Like my racoon shaman in Shadowrun.

But I also have very serious characters, Shadow can sing you a song about them from Champions online And regarding my personality... I dunno, I will not going to go the road of self-proclamation. It'll turn out good or bad, I don't even think that Shadow wants to vouch for me. I am not even sure if I would want any kind of "protection". Actually not.

So all is good, okay? *shows up with a plate of chocolate chip cookies and milk. And is prepared to get the really good stuff out if this does not suffice*

*and waves to Alamyst, thanking*

Milk and cookies? In my house, even Santa gets cookies and BEER.

Ah, welcome, my illiterate Alamyst! Khunvyel, this is Alamyst. Alamyst, this is Khunvyel.

I deny any and all desire to strangle Kan'deh'Len or Peter. Now the guy who beat up our favorite shiny alien on the other hand... Well.

I also deny accusations of singing. And vouching for people. *Nods*

Cookies! I can has?

Beer is gross.

Beer is gross to YOU, Little One. *Prepares to stab someone* I need a drink.

I am illiterate? I wouldn't go THAT far, just lazy (as you know i can write badass crap)

I am not little! *Grumble, grumble* No stabbing my forum goers. It gets either Lana, Mara, or Saro set on you. Haven't decided which yet.

Fine, not illiterate, but still. Eh, we'll get you up to paragraphs eventually, mark my words!

My uber character will help me. And you are little. And I have good reason to stab!

Paragraphs are friends :3

I don't care if Santa is drunk. The reindeers however... oh dear. Not much of a beer drinker here. If anything, favoring liqueur (like Amarulla), or Baileys or sweet wines. Or 80% rum occasionally. Or Sherry.

BUT I think I can make it up with something else than cookies, if I can't provide the wished-for beer. So how about... that:

He won't be able to help you if he's busy being annoyed by Randa and Liron.
I am not little!
Why stab, pray tell?
Yes, paragraphs are friends!
Drunk reindeer... Oh my...
I want your cookies!

He's in several places at once...
Nuffin'.

HATE YOU ALL!

*Pat pat.* We saved the lost one, by the way.
I think this shall be amusing. I may not leave you all for Prototype two instantaneously, even. It could take a couple of SECONDS! Amazing, right?

Who are you patting, Necris? I can gut a man in one quick move!

Saved the lost one? You mean... the second c... *cough* ahm... balloon? yes? Balloon?

*Face palms* Oh gods... Mata sheinde yoto, my memories...

And I can cut them into tiny peices while they scream and thrash, but we're not here to judge talents. It's no contest! I was patting everyone tho.

Wow... I almost crossed my own asshole line. Damn. Whew, dodged a bullet. Also: Pat me at thine own risk.

*Eats Iggy.* Yummmm!

Do we use paragraphs on the main RP anymore?!?!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*shoots himself*

I rarely write anything long, lol.

*shockgasp* D:
Could we perhaps refrain from eating unattending persons in my introduction thread? I feel a bit guilty that these things would happen here.
At least wait until they've showed up to say hello before you ninja-cannibalize them? :3

Aqua always eats Iggy. It's his... thingy. Think he did it on Yosh!, too, though I'm not sure.
Paragraphs- Yes. We like paragraphs. We will spread the paragraphs to aaaalll,
Oooh, did someone say ninjas?